May 2013
theseweirddreams:
cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
And that’s a brilliant way to remember humans are deuterostomes.
buttermedipstick-spitzie:
did somebody say *camera zooms in on my face* anal?
avenue:
january 2013: this shall be my year
may 2013: well, shit
April 2013
1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
2.When did your last hug take place?
3.Are you a jealous person?
4.Are you tired right now?
5.Do you chew on your straws?
6.Have you ever been called a tease?
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
8.Do you cry easily?
9.What should you be doing right now?
10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
12.Are you mad at someone right now?
13.Do you believe in love?
14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
17.Will you get married?
18.When was the last time you smiled?
19.Does anyone like you?
20.Do you secretly like someone?
21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
24.What ARE you looking forward to?
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
28.Are you a forgiving person?
29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
30.Do you fall for people easily?
31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
33.Who was the last person you drove with?
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
37.Can you live a day without TV?
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
39.Three names you go by..
40.Are you currently in a relationship?
41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
43.What’s your current problem?
44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
46.How many kids do you want to have?
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
abbehtron:
allons-ydraco:
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
Some people think the the British obsession with tea is a false stereotype but let me tell you that one time my mum and I had a massive argument and she made me some tea as a peace offering and I poured it down the sink and made my own cup
Ouch
is your mum okay???
She’s still recovering
beautifulliesandrockbottom:
wilbr:
In the 7th grade I had a class where we took a personality test and then we were separated into groups based on our results and my group was just me and two girls and our personality type was described as “mystical” and then one of the girls got expelled for huffing Axe in the bathroom and the other dropped out of high school and disappeared off the face of...
i-am-superjohnlocked:
mrsmarymorstan:
pudus:
was it really necessary for me to be born
Possibly not, but Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them!
that is the most uplifting thing i’ve read all day
When the teacher says something that sounds dirty...
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
lolzpicx:
then the whole class is like:
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
me in class: wait what happened
me in class: what do we do
me in class: what do we write
me in class: when's the test
me in class: what is this
me in class: how do you do this
me in class: what
That awkward moment when you walk out of a store...
onlylolgifs:
dampsandwich:
“mom i got stuffed in a locker today at school”
“maybe you shouldnt be a fuckin nerd”
Ask me anything: Dirty words.
Bastard: A law you've broken.
Fuck: Worst injury you've ever sustained?
Piss: Tell me about one time you got really drunk.
Shit: A rumor you helped spread?
Cock: List three reasons why you are awesome.
Motherfucker: A person you would fuck if you could with no strings attached.
Dammit: A regret you have.
Hell: Something you currently do that would drive one of your parents nuts?
Cunt: What activism cause is closest to your heart?
Ass: Traits you find most attractive in a partner?
Bitch: A terrible/awful/bad ass thing you once did without remorse.
Tits: Favorite food of all time?
“I hated school. I don’t trust anybody who looks back on the years from 14 to 18...”
– Stephen King (via disobedients)
50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
Other 50% of me: "I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."
