run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

(Source: vvumblr)

illkim:

teapayne:

The sexual tension between Ted and Archie at the nintendogs competitions

mr-frodo-swaggins:

jolivet:

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

uh

oh

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST

his face tho

ostracizedpoodle:

the anon is coming from inside the house

theseweirddreams:

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

And that’s a brilliant way to remember humans are deuterostomes. 

buttermedipstick-spitzie:

did somebody say *camera zooms in on my face* anal?

avenue:

january 2013: this shall be my year

may 2013: well, shit